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Off To Australia Part 1
April in Western Australia, offshore, plenty of swell, low crowd level and heaps of heaving reefs, or so we had been told. The reality was, for British bodyboarders DannyWall, Damian Prisk, Ryan Phelps,Geoffrey Leonard and Mark Jackman, offshore yes, very little swell and a big crowd problem. In fact the lack of swell was a real problem, just days before Ryan's and Dan's arrival, Prisk and Mark had scored the local big wave spot 'Northpoint' all time with just top locals and a few travelling pros on hand to surf it, but what now confronted the boys was The Margaret River Bombie at an all time low of a foot and everywhere else struggling for any semblance of a rideable wave. With weather charts looking about as exciting as Belgium, fishing and golf were the only option. The Bournemouth boys, Mark and Honest Geoff, were straight to the golf course whilst the tight folk of Plymouth and Portreath were off fishing, with borrowed rods, so they might get a free meal. 

High hopes of salmon and lobster were soon dashed when the only living creature in the sea willing to take a bait was a herring, small but edible, and when caught in sufficient numbers enough for a barbie. But these little critters were hardly sport, in fact the only exciting bit was when someone's line broke and they had to swim for a float whilst everyone else sat on the rock humming the Jaws theme. 

After an endless five days the swell finally arrived, albeit in a very

small portion. The only rideable reef for the next couple of days was a consistent and very popular righthander known as Cobblestones. Its consistency in times of little swell proved to be its downfall as every booger and his dog was out. Prisky, Mark and Ryan all still choose to wash the dust off themselves and try and snavel a couple of the hollow righthanders on the near dry inside ledge. Wall and Geoff sat it out and watched as local ripper Sean Virtue took the place apart with his new sponsor and No Friends Guru Ross McBride for company. The number and standard of the local boys meant that there was slim pickings for our boys, but over the next couple of days Ryan got his fair share of waves, everyone else got annoyed with Ryan getting his fair share of waves. But as the days dragged Cobbles began to bore even Ryan and the last resort wave almost became a swear word. 
Finally Saturday night dawned and the tension was released with a trip to the local pub and one or two quiet pints, this deteriorated into a spend all your money on booze as there won't be any swell ever again style night and whilst everyone became more and more incoherent, Damian, the designateddriver, sat on the sidelines silently chuckling to himself knowing full well that the next morning would dawn with him and him alone up for a surf. 5.30 am Wall and Phelps' cabin stinks of sick, the Bournemouth pair hate early starts anyway and were dead to the world, the wind is lightly wafting

offshore and the only taker is Damian.

On arrival at The Box look out there is a new swell but not enough for said death pit, so Damo tears across town in his four litre Ford Falcon and arrives at Gas Point, barely visible in the half light and very empty. Day still manages to faff a fair bit and is beaten to the lineup by local standup and ex booger Gene Hardy, but this does not matter because even as the lineup fills with an assortment of locals and travelling pros, Day is still getting barrelled off his nut in the safe knowledge that the rest of the crew is ill in bed. Four hours later Daimo eventually leaves the water due to a lost fin and a cloudy conscience. On return to the Cabin everyone is up and semi conscious, Damian describes the surf as "OK s'pose" and tucks into breakfast, when the video of the session is replayed and the boys see Damo's deepest barrel, tears of jealousy and cries of "why did I get pissed last night??" echo around the cabin. The hungover contingent now want to surf more than ever and with only an hour before the onshore, speed is the key. The Box is looking okay and everyone bails in but only a couple of waves are caught before the wind swings and the day is wrecked, well not for Damo obviously, there's a moral in there somewhere!?.